WGT: Teenage Pregnancy

The average age of women at first childbirth in the United States is 24.9 years of age, giving the white girl enough time to graduate university with an educated husband or with the sexual skills to snatch a husband in the real world. Then within the beautiful and sexy boundaries of legal marriage can the miracle of childbirth occur. Unfortunately, not all white girls follow this well-studied and scientifically proven life path, thus the tragedy of teenage pregnancy.

If you have seen the hit sensation Teen Mom on MTV, you have witnessed the tragedies of white girl teenage pregnancy. Instead of being a fountain of uncontainable joy, the baby becomes the concrete wall between the white girl and her party life. Oh no no no more attending house parties to meet your next football boytoy... you have a fun night of diapers and tears in your agenda. Thank the lord that the true victims of this arrangement, the babies, have pseudo-moms, their grandmothers in actuality, to truly take care of them. 

Babies taking care of babies... white girl tragedy.